junk food at tiffany's

"Did I say anything at the time? Sadly, no.
[…]
Now, I don’t want a lawsuit. I don’t want compensation. I don’t want revenge. I don’t want Dave to go down (oh, grow up, people). I just want Dave to hire some qualified female writers and then treat them with respect. And that goes for Jay and Conan, too.
[…]
I heard Late Show was considering hiring a contributing monologue writer who could work from home, so I submitted six single-spaced pages of jokes. I’ve yet to receive any response. (I’ve since signed on to two other TV projects, so I’m no longer available.)"

"Quality cable dramas such as Nurse Jackie, The Wire, The Shield, Deadwood, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men have immeasurably enriched our petty lives, though there’s really no excuse for Californication."

"Encouraging young women to aim for the top at the same time as raising a family is unrealistic and, I would argue, damaging."

"Well, actually I’d had enough of [the cake], so it was fine."

"more stand-alone stores."

"Prices for the gold and silver jewels start at $525 for a silver baby spoon (it’s got a snake for a handle — yes, that’s how they do in the Jolie-Pitt house)."

"If we only did wearable, easy pieces for the show, everyone would fall asleep."